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The Posh Turn: Part II

The Looming January Starve

The J'accuse Boxing Day Sale

Warning: If I don’t get a husband and a detached house in Surrey by next Christmas, there will be blood

Tice Must Go

The NIMBY fudge

The Jesus I knew

Time to Bring Back British Rail

A Kentish Man

Close Your Heart to Joy

Why don’t women want to be my friend? I must be too handsome.

Britain is not America (if only!)

Markle and Me

The New Britain

The Empire is good for trade, and trade is good for Skyrim

Britain's taxpayers need to fund it's Independent Press

J'accuse at One

Can anybody remember who the Prime Minister is?

Meet the New Cathedral

On the poetry of Enoch Powell

Postliberalism is Destroying British Culture

Britain is not a successful melting pot

Just say the Magic Words

Careful now: How Britain becoming an unliveable nightmare may fuel the far-right

Lord Fat Nonce: Time to Get Behind the Government.

Coldness be my God

Could elf-bars solve the obesity crisis?

The Barber Diaries: Vol. VIII

Elfbars and headbands and dating on Hinge, these are a few of my favourite things

The Uses and Abuses of the End of History

Why are sexual fetishists always ugly?

The Ministry of the Future

We live in unprecedented times, and I am at the center of it all

Censor the Financial Times

Kanye West has no place in my Labour party

Why I’m following mo’fuggin Ye on Twitter

The Birmingham Tapes

Make Me Prime Minister, S01E01

Roy Jenkins's Revolution is Over

Pornography is a tool of liberation

What do normal voters want?

Tufton Tossers

The Necessity of Republicanism

Chinese Letters

The Stakeholders will wreck ‘Trussonomics’

Americans will never understand Britain

Leicester, a hotbed of Radicalism

The woman with the basilisk stare

Kill me, it’s freshers

The Late Elizabethan Age 1952-2022

We must stand up for the free speech of people who want to kill you

Elizabeth, the Queen I knew

Death of a Scot

Just Two Winters to Flatten the Curve

Why won’t left wing girls match with me on Hinge?

The Barber Diaries Vol. VII

If you could, you would

Gorbachev: The Man I Knew

The Anti-Politics of Remain

Nepotism: How housing is now distributed in London

A Radical tour of the South West Coastal path

What if Feminism has Gone Too Far?

You ain't no key worker, bruv.

Don’t let America’s boom towns sink in to the sand

The Premature Rehabilitation of Gordon Brown

How can we increase unemployment?

Oops!

We live in the New Sincerity world

You cannot separate ‘culture wars’ from economics

My Dimes Square Fascist Humiliation Ritual

Reflections of an English Coolie

Stop disagreeing with me. Stop causing division

Bring the school leaving age back down to 13

The Barber Diaries Chapter VI

REVEALED: The Sinister Nazi Plot to ‘Level Up’ Eastern Europe

Putin’s war: If starving isn’t enough, we’ll start whipping ourselves

The Obesity Crisis: Rationing would be preferable to drowning in this sea of fat

The War Correspondent Writes

Corbyn "Space Marines" want to steal my Gaff

The case for the Ninth crusade: Surely it will work this time.

Supermac won't help the Tories

Use the Civil Contingencies act to solve the energy crisis

Is this the most Inspiring leadership contest in History?

Some of my best friends are Kemi Badenoch

Burn the libraries to the ground

Did we just experience a coup?

The Posh Turn

Prepare for The Constitutional Convention

Experience: I took a tab of acid at the Tony Blair musical

Cummings: the SPAD that failed

How Hard is it to overthrow the British Government?

A warning to Beijing: Do not underestimate our capacity for economic misery

Lord Fat Nonce: Letter of Resignation from the Government.

Travel review: Brighton by Megabus

Adam Curtis: Hypernormalisation

I HATE him I HATE him I HATE him

The Barber Diaries Chapter V

Section 127(a) of the 2003 Communications Act

How bad would a Starmer government be?

I wish I had bullied you as a child. I would cherish that memory forever.

Review: Chums, Simon Kuper

On Failure

Argument: The English Countryside is Rancid

Citizens out of Republicans

She’s been there ages, so you HAVE to respect her. You just HAVE to.

The Future of the Novel

Americans? Bunch of nutters.

Review: The Elizabeth Line

Sexist? How do you explain all the beautiful young women I work with?

Will we ever return to the living standards of the 2010s?

The Barber Diaries Chapter IV

The J’accuse internship scheme is now open!

2040

Do the state-schoolers love their children too?

Woke Terminators Blast J.K Rowling

Public sector omertà

Cover letter, Parliamentary Assistant: Rob Roberts

IF I did it

The Barber Diaries Vol. II, Chapter. III

Article Pitch, UnHurd: How the Woke conquered the West

How to Win Every Election

Some thoughts on Twitter and Age

Old Book Club

An ode to Gaviscon

The Barber Diaries, Vol. II: Chapter. II

Why Twitter group chats are a bad thing

Pop Conspiracy Theory

Labour, Comms Lead: A speculative application

Stephen Fry: 1984

Envisioning Communism

A rebuttal to the NYRB’s article ‘Why Biology is not Destiny’

A rebuttal to the NYRB article ‘Why Biology is not Destiny’

Failed your driving test? Get used to this feeling

The Barber Diaries: Vol. II: 2019-2022

Why I support trans athletes in women’s sports

Memories of the 2010 election

Gouge me harder

Will Smith should've slapped Thatcher

Opinion: Natural pregnancy is a disgusting anachronism

A letter to Svetlana: My future Ukrainian servant

We Sat Down with Zelenskyy

The Real Reason Putin invaded? This Trans malarkey

Folk Technocracy

War is Heaven

ATTENTION PATRIOTS: ZELENSKIIY IS WINNING #WWG1WGA

Enough of this ‘Phoney War’. Launch the missiles

Everything you wanted to know about Geopolitics, but were too afraid to ask.

No Graduate Scheme offers? Get used to minimum wage

The Grammar School Boy’s ‘Road to Somewhere’

CAREERS: How to Get Into Journalism

I’m a Boozy, Breasty Blonde who loves Brexit.

This Valentines day, give in to temptation. Have an affair

Get The Piers In!!!

Johnson’s far right smear against Sir Jimmy Savile is totally unacceptable

Argument: Let’s just declare war on Russia and see what happens

Why did Video Games fail to become an Art?

How to cope with your child’s failed Oxbridge interview

If the young must shiver for the old to stay warm, so be it

Other People Deserve to be Paid More than You for being High-Status

Kondylis's Konservativismus Second Part

Kondylis's Konservativismus First Part

With energy bills soaring, life is going to get very difficult. For you

J’accuse view: Keep the tests free, start furlough again. This is no time to start cutting corners.

Is America on the brink of Civil War? Click here to find out!

Je Suis #Kazakhstan

The web is a scary place. It must be made safe, for me

A teacher writes: I hate the sight of children’s faces